Isensayings

  • She had her mouth open and slipped and fell on my nose. -- Debbie Jo
  • I have a big head. -- Gregory Blount
  • I have to find my wife to remove my underwear. -- Bryan Morgan
  • If I get down I might not be able to get back up. -- Dosso
  • Just a minute, I'm undressing Debby Jo. -- Lucrezia dei Bracchi
  • They help you get your thingies tightened. -- Anne of Isenfir
  • It's a good one to do in a tight space. -- Bryan Morgan
  • She told me no double dipping, but I thought I'd give it a try. -- Dosso
  • I'm avid anti-nut. -- Bryan Morgan
  • How do you want us David? -- Beau
  • Yes, I noticed it's rather floppy. -- Dolce
  • Those are hard little things. -- Lucrezia
  • Oh! You want me to tie you up! -- Lucrezia
  • I just ate an entire package of beef. -- Lucrezia
  • I had to suck it off. -- Azza
  • Ask Debby Jo if I passed my morality test. -- Azza
  • I still haven't gotten the intricasies of the skirt-wearing thing. -- Urien
  • Being a female shireling, I have trouble keeping track of my beaus. -- Azza
  • It's making my tongue to funny things. -- Lucrezia
  • Everytime I want to do it you're tired. -- ???
  • We all want a rampant beaver from time to time. -- ???
  • I got 3 balls. -- Anne of Isenfir
  • I hate this song. -- Cyrill of Isenfir
  • I'm sorry but my meat is exhausted. -- Njal
  • How much coin does it take to fill a bathtub? Bryan Morgan
  • Thank you! It's small but it will work! -- Lucrezia dei Bracchi

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